Ahoy hoy and welcome to Episode 1. As lovers of trash TV, talk shows, and trashy movies, we are eager to talk to you about an array of topics. We have spent years rummaging through the trash-cans of modern entertainment, to find where our passion lies. We are not high brow. Our standards are low and we know what we like.

Before we break down entire series and episodes of our favourite shows, let's take a trip down memory lane and find out what got us here.

Please leave your modesty at the door, loosen your damn corset, and embrace the trash panda you are meant to be.