Today we offer up the fictionalized response that Hawaiian residents had to the recent declaration of an incoming missile attack on the island! 

Follow along as we chronicle the supposed last day of Kunu, a mild mannered, nice-guy who only last night broke up with his long time girlfriend, Rebecca.  This tale is chock full of unique characters, like the typical islander who is in absolutely NO hurry whatsoever, and a conspiracy theorist priest. 

Join us and Sari DiLoreto as we uncover the comical underbelly of humanity.