This week, the guys discuss their affinity for dachshund hounds, and the problems with current trends in the pure breed landscape, the importance of punctuality, and Puddles Pity Party. There is discussion of band name password protection, Eminem's beard, and the term "Stan" being inducted into the Merriam Webster Dictionary, Record Store Day statistics, the Aftershock Music Festival Lineup, Notre Dame Cathedral's organ fire, among other important industry news.

This week's album review: "Spiderland" by Slint

Next week's album review: "Painted Ruins" by Grizzly Bear