That's right everyone, it's the Dozer special. John McInnes joins me in this episode to help me talk about *two* big cows, the ways they compare (cowpare) to each other, and the unfairness which John feels is present. Also Garfield, we talk a lot about Garfield. The second half of the episode is mostly Garfield.

Talking points include: comparative cow sizes; disappointment; uh oh, it's an improv scene; the little book, it gets brought up twice; tiny god; hypothetical cow situations; Bellino, probably a cryptid; Garfield; demographics; Garfield; and we find out who the real friends were.