Today we get flirty with some dicey topics. Please be aware that we are self aware when you finally cancel us. #canceldoubledelerium

We put on our biologist hats and discuss our favorite kinds of totals, and all the various dangerous wheels out there. Guine plays in her debut role "Intruder #2, the check accepting prostitute" and we muse about the furthest reaches of the cock-and-ball torture spectrum, and who could forget the tremendous victory we have when we identify 2 new colors, Orngis and Morgis?

In the new episode of Crazy Aunt Susie's Aunt Suzy Crazy Show Crazy Aunt Suzy is confronted by the dread Raisin Man, will she heed his terrible fly-laden message, or will she finally plant the apple seed that will let her grow an all new Grandpa? This is an episode you do NOT want to miss! Also included is a special bonus Christmas episode talking about where Santa Claus really lives. 

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