"Teri Berry Muffin - She looks bad, she cooks bad and she smells bad, too!"  Our next three episodes are solely dedicated to our wonderful sisters.  If it weren't for them, growing up would have been perfect - I mean, lonely...  Very lonely...  The first sister that we speak with out of the three is Mindy, Teri's older yet apparently younger looking sister.  And there's nothing like being tormented from the older sister.  They share everything from sister beatings and hazings to nut-cracking boyfriends and smoking bad weed in the ghetto.  Hearing about their childhood makes us realize why Mindy is so anal at home and Teri is a reckless mess when she parties.  And let's not forget about those infamous wire hangers...  "Mommy Dearest" seems somewhat similar to a special Mommy they know...  Nonetheless, spending part of their adolescence in a trailer park seemed to have brought them closer.  Just goes to show you that all those rich bitches in fancy, big homes missed out on what's really important - close sibling bonding time with a hint of Jerry Springer.  The big questions is, was Teri really adopted???  Grab a beer and some popcorn.  You can't make this shit up even if you tried.