In what can only be described as a Happiness Tornado Scott and Nathan sit down for an emergency quick hitter on the news of Jean Segura's imminent 5 year, $70 million dollar extension.

Does this make the M's instant contenders? Hell no!

Does this markedly change our opinion that the team should probably rebuild? Hells nah!

Does this make the Seattle Mariners better, now and in the future, while also improving our evaluation of Jerry Dipoto as General Manager? You bet your sweet, glistening, rehabbing Mitch Haniger quad muscle it does.