*WARNING*

NEVER look up turtle dicks! I repeat, NEVER google turtle dicks. Those little fuckers are actual aliens and we been acting like they cute nicknaming them “Franklin”, giving them bandanas and shit. MEANWHILE these turtles got the monster from Cloverfield hidden beneath their belly shell waiting to devour us all. But no need to fear me and Matt are here to warn you all about these monstrosities. I mean there’s not much we can do, I threatened to kill all them fuckers, then right after PETA DM’d me and wanted to square up fistacuff style but I heard from a 2nd cousin’s ex-fiance’s nephew…that them PETA niggas got hands. So I ain’t even really want the smoke so I’m gon chill and leave them niggas on ‘read’. Oh…you still reading this shit? you a real one. Well here’s what us loyal boyz talked about in todays episode.In this episode, the boys discuss their hate of cycling culture, Doug Ford & a WHOOOOOLE lotta DICK TALK! Matt “attempts” to push Dave & Buster’s and pulls therapists. Dom is addicted to ASMR and discovers the most terrifying animal organ of all time…Turtle Dicks. INDULGE, LOYAL BOYZ & GIRLZ.