Hito and Ricardo are given a choice between taking a red pill, which will allow us to be part of the resistance and fight for the good cause, or a blue pill, which will make us a slave to a certain mouse company forever. Decisions, decisions. Also, Hito is finally caught up with Rocketman, so there's that.

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