In one of her more stunning feats of procrastination, Alli finally delivers on a promise she made back in episode one, to share the infamous spreadsheet (which is like a “little black book” except with rows, columns, dropdown options, and eggplants). Tune in for Kat’s thoughts on the spreadsheet and her own version of it, then take a walk down memory lane while the girls recount some of their more notable dating experiences.

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