Once upon a time, we did this thing called "Muppet March." It was only mostly about Muppets and a lot of it didn't take place in March. But it started here! With full vigor and excitement! It's not easy being green, or so we've heard...

This episode is Matt and Alvaro solo. Talkin Muppets. And Matt explains to you all his "Unified Muppet Theory." Ever wonder why the Muppets don't seem to recognize each other in the Muppet Movie when we know they grew up together in Muppet Babies? Ever wonder why so many of the Muppets seem to be parent-less? ASK NO FURTHER! Answers await!

We also review The Muppet Movie and talk about what Muppet would most suitably play which celebrity in a [email protected]