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Teagan and Liz try hard not to yuck anyone’s yums, but man, nothing less fun-sounding than wearing a penis hat in public. Bottom line, be kind and considerate and don’t forget that other people exist, and then after that, go have a fun party!

NOTES!

“How Nashville Became One Big Bachelorette Party” on Buzzfeed

“SCORNED BEEF,” The Chicago Police Blotter for St. Patrick’s Day 2018. (We wish we came up with that title.)