It’s WrestleMania, the biggest night of the wrestling calendar, coming to you from (close by) Chicago with a (nearly) sold out crowd of (mostly) paying fans! Dwayne Johnson and Solofa Fatu stage an Anoa’i family reunion. The floodgates open for transphobia towards Chyna. Steve Austin and Bret Hart somehow surpass their Survivor Series match with one of the greatest matches of all time. NoD and LoD bring fire extinguishers, a kitchen sink and possibly numchucks to a street fight. Also, Sycho Sid vs. Undertaker is certainly a match that exists. 

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne