Contents: Audio montage of people saying they feel raped • Birthday in the Bayou • The story of the missing glass eyeball • Why do women hate the word "moist"? • Jim's $25 karaoke offer • Edgy and dangerous at the same time • Meeting Marilyn Manson • Jim sings doo-wop • Launching a foundation to help the charismatically disabled • "The Week That Perished" • Why does everyone always feel like they're constantly being raped?