A few episodes back we had an extensive discussion on Matt's balls. Tonight, you get to hear a lot about his butthole. Are you excited yet? And if that doesn't do it for you, we also discuss pretty obvious fire safety strategies, the departure of Matt's assistant, and what the hell Yom Kippur actually is (let's face it, though - we just used it as an excuse to play Hava Nagila again). You'll also get to hear about 25 foods found only at foreign McDonald's stores, we again make fun of couples advice, and we ponder whether becoming a teacher is worth it. So stick around and learn something about hemorrhoids. It's bound to be a pain in the ass. Get it??? We are so funny.