The man who wrote the words “all mean are created equal” talked a good game, then kept his literal children enslaved for decades. Honestly that’s not even the worst thing he did, but springing that on you in the show notes didn’t really feel fair.

*CONTENT WARNING* This episode discusses sexual violence, child abuse, and slavery. We encourage you to skip this episode if that content is upsetting to you or would damage your mental or emotional wellbeing in any way. Please take care of yourself.