You may have often wondered "Hey, I wonder what couples assbeads are..." Well if so, I have good news: we don't know either. But we can guarantee that the way we imagine them on tonight's show is probably way better than whatever they actually are in real life. In addition to that important discussion, we'll also discuss how we met back in the day, whether or not the girl with the great ass at the gym was hitting on Matt today, and whether or not karate would be a great option for Matt - especially in light of the fact that he is apparently "top heavy" (according to Shasta). We also answer a ton of questions, ponder a new potential theme song for the show, and discuss our recently won award. This is some seriously important stuff.