THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
Lubed-up merman. Slippery hamster. Gropey Miss Daisy. Gun-slingy pastry-mobile. Contagious Jesus Christ. Ravey Jeffrey Dahmer. Omniscient Russ. Robotic 10 billion ping pong balls. Menopausal lady. Russian Pope-mobile. Recently divorced classic erection. Jason Bourne-trained TSA cavity searcher. Boner-inducing RC drone. Chinese Lara Croft. Saucy cyborg.
THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
- Who would last longer fighting an endless supply of Al Queda sleeper agents who are pooping?
- Who would better impersonate a space ship?
- Who would hornswoggle the other character’s five crackers?
- Who would be more successful at birthing a whale?