Get your day started right with this week's episode of Dashing Digressions, featuring our guest, Twitch streamer, Whstler! With our good buddy Chris in tow, we ruin porn for our friends and pioneer the hottest new shuffle feature on the adult sites. Chris offers up some insight into the realm of Twitch and his moral compunctions with its terms of service before Dane gets really distracted with cartoon bears. Elsewhere, Pete's recent visit to a local sex shop offers up the most perfect marketing line in recent memory, and the Baldwin Battle Royale is quickly put to rest. Finally, the guys seek out some context from The Clash before Pete finds a way to break the whole show.