On Saturday, the third annual Doritos Locos Taco Throwdown took place. Shortly afterward, Pete and Bill were joined by fellow participants Ryan White, Kristen Ray and (eventually) Erin Faulk joined us to talk about why we eat so many tacos, what happened to our bodies and our minds after getting drunk on tacos, why our selected Taco Bell was the absolute worst, when to never open the door if your life depends on it, putting powdered milk in your milk, why Draculas can get boners, how long you should have a boner, and our best celebrity stories.