101 yo Nazi: https://news.yahoo.com/former-nazi-camp-guard-101-084013181.html 
Anchovy Rain: https://abcnews.go.com/US/thousands-anchovies-fall-sky-wash-ashore-bay-area/story?id=86117718 
Amber Heard Petition: https://www.geo.tv/latest/426096-petition-to-remove-amber-heard-from-aquaman-2-reaches-near-5m-signatures-after-johnny-depps-victory 
James Caan RIP: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/james-caan-dead-the-godfather_n_62c71309e4b0aa392d3c3a1b 
Tony Sirico RIP: https://www.tmz.com/2022/07/08/tony-sirico-dead-dies-sopranos-paulie-walnuts/ 

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Bad Obituary: Crazy News: The Most Scathing Obituary Ever | K102 | Rachel Ramsey 
Jupiter's Big: https://www.timeout.com/news/bizarre-news-story-of-the-day-jupiter-apparently-eats-other-planets-062222 
Sausage Vending Machine: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/germany-sausage-vending-machine-food-butchers-a8955496.html 
Bad Headlines: 40 Of The Worst Newspaper Headlines To Make You Facepalm At The Stupidity