In this episode, we discuss the April Fools' Day prank, the Festival of Neggs, and the controversy around the new Expressions Mystery Capsule. We've also got listener emails about their dream blunt rotations, spooky YA books, and Neopets divorce court. Plus: a new morphing potion idea, celebrities on Neopets, religion, and the campaign to let users say poop on the Neoboards.