Crack open a cold joint, and hear Kelley’s gross story about a wet one. We’ve got an iron update! Shit List of the Week: The term Baby Bump and Baby on Board Stickers. Kelley gets a medical term wrong. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Fried Shallots. Bill teases an upcoming segment – Can his family beat him up? Kelley tells a rambling story about wearing a skirt downtown, and trying to make a purchase at Target. Kelley’s Hint List! Use your (vacuum) cleaner attachments. Check floors to save rugs and carpets. Storing bread in humid weather. How to launder sweaters. Venetian blinds hint. How to frost cakes. Lightly fold damp laundry before ironing. Make ahead pastry mix. Where to build bookshelves. Umpire Pants Out!