Dont worry everyone, we survived the tsunami. With no small assistance from Professor Seismograph. This week, we lament the loss of male role models, but we celebrate our new heroes the internet speed runners. We swap Bubsy stories, skin-stealing stories, hentai stories, and stories of the creation of civilizations. Lots of stories. Kelly also gives us news from the alternate universe Metal Gear front, and Matt finds a neural network that makes band names and derails the episode. Hosts: Chris Norris, Kelly Wright, David Beebe, Matt Emery Beer of the Week: Kozel Blonde Ale Music by Sebastian Bender