Howdy! Are you in the mood to hear someone poorly explain the plot to Les Mis for like 45 minutes? If not, I wouldn't recommend this episode to you, because that's mostly what it is. Other talking points include: Michael explains what the phrase "correlation does not equal causation" means, Natalie extolls the joys of Pisces season, and neither of us knows what's up with those British guards with the tall hats who don't talk. Also, we are definitely not vampires (wink).