You know what they say about long legs, don't you? 

Long pants. Probably like 34 inch inseam, if we're being honest with ourselves here. And we are. We are. 

Where were we? Oh yes, Brock and Brian watched them some Longlegs, a hit horror movie from 2024. Before they step into it, the boys talk zombified bootyholes (or something like that), they discuss the Ideal Child's Birthday Party. They gaze longingly into each other's eyes. The usual. 

Listen up now.