Do you read these things? Do you even listen? I mean, e-mail us and let us know.  A Delta pilot is sick of these motherfucking anti-maskers on this motherfucking plane. Someone packed too much cocaine and crashed the plane. Bootsie the felon feline escaped from a maximum-security Sri Lankan prison. Having to work with dead bodies isn’t the worst thing about working at the Macomb County morgue. Finally, a dumb tourist breaks a two hundred-year-old statue, the good news, HE WASN’T AN AMERICAN! Welcome back to The Hour!