"Wake up Maggie, I think your right arm is turning to black goo" - Rod Stewart

Look, we're all Schwarzenegger fans, just not fans of him in this film. This mainstream "indie" has so much potential but never really delivers. It has some great moments but they're few and far between. There, I basically laid out the whole podcast for you in a TL;DR. If you want to avoid horrible puns and me singing, go no further!