Mike visits a gay bar and learns exactly how hot (or not) he is, Roy Moore almost becomes a senator, woman claims she’s had sex with 20 ghosts, and John learns to use food to assert his control over a Boy Scout.

Links:

• Roy Moore: Last Time America Was 'Great' Was During 'Slavery'
• Trump Super PAC Gets 12-Year-Old Girl To Interview Roy Moore | HuffPost
• Roy Moore on whether he dated teenage girls: “Not generally, no” - Vox
• Woman Claims She's Had Sex With 20 Ghosts -- And Prefers Them To Men | HuffPost
• You Can Now Buy A Chocolate Mold Of Your Lover’s Anus. I Repeat, Your Lover’s Anus. - Awkward.com