Your new neighbors moved in 3 months ago...and every day for 3 months they've slammed their front door AT LEAST 30 times, starting in the morning and continuing late into the night. They are RELENTLESS fuckfaces. By the end of the 3rd month you can't take it anymore, you buy a professional P.A. with 3 speakers; shit's loud as fuck, son! You point the speakers at the wall you share with your rude neighbors and get to work on the motherfuckers; for the first few days you blast Christmas music at them and when the door-slamming persists you start blaring Ke$ha. No dice, they continue to slam the door. For the next few weeks you blast obnoxious music at them, from Deicide to Tori Amos, but nothing seems to demoralize them enough to stop them from slamming that goddamned door! Finally, you plug your iPod into the P.A. and blast a single episode of W3 Thr33 Tr0lls at them around midnight; the next day your neighbors move out, traumatized. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...