Listen, some people can get a burger when they were expecting pizza and still really, really enjoy the burger. Some people will have pizza or nothing. So if you pick up this 'lesbian vampire drama' and expect to have something extra spicy delivered, but instead you end up with a juicy, pg-13 burger -- you should give it a shot. And by burger, we mean this week's read, V.E. Schwab's Bury Our Bones In The Midnight Soil. And by PG-13, we mean 'scenes that you'll be terribly embarrassed by if your kids accidentally hear'.