It’s balloon season and, on the brink of the Harcourts Hamilton Half Marathon, Missy’s ear causes Hannah discomfort. Don’t worry, we’ve got enough carrots redibly available. Missy buries the lead with some tasty treasure chat, but stikes gold (or tinfoil) with some searching and scintillating metal detector dialogue. Hannah feels like the internet is lying to her but still gives it all that with some Go-GURT chat. Is there anything more tasty that a deep dive into the lore of squeezable yogurt tubes? We’ll wait. Lastly, a moment of silence for all the accidentally binned tea spoons and kiwifruit spoons of our childhoods.