Umpire Pants

Episode 109: Old Doddering Fucks


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Mary’s coming in hot on this one folks! SloJos on GoFos. Bill's follow-up from last week: License plates, toothpicks, and Ham radios. Shit List of the Week: Mary’s doctor experience and the medical industry. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Perfume Commercials and hummingbirds. Smoky and the Bandit should be remade with a modern premise and cast. We hold grudges in this family. Kelley tries to talk to a stranger. Kelley’s Hint List! Use soft water. Polishing foggy wood furniture. Keeping peeled apples from browning. Removing shine from serge suits. Dumb vacuuming hint. Don’t keep produce on ice. Heat your wax paper to seal in sandwiches. Tune in next week when we test a hint – lemon juice and salt to clean copper. Umpire pants out!
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