“Will it ever stop? Wanting you—every hour, every breath. I don’t think I can stand a thousand years of this. My productivity will plummet.”

In this final installment of our ACOTAR deep-dive episodes, we wrap up the BEHEMOTH that is ACOWAR- skipping all the boring shit and getting to the juiciest parts.

In what is inarguably our horniest episode, we daydream of the perfect throuple, while listening to the cries of the injured after an epic battle against Hybern.

Replete with half-formed theories, and plenty of drooling over Daddy Az- celebrate a much needed break from the Maasverse with our final ACOTAR episode for a WHILE.

xoxo- The Baddies