Gemini Jackson and the Loud Table interpretate odd news from across the universe.
Washington's football team to call itself Washington Football Team until it settles on a new nameMichigan woman charged with arson after video shows car fire exploding in her faceEco-Responsible Furniture: This Bookshelf Can Be Reassembled Into A Coffin After The Owner’s DeathUniversity staff member caught printing out large letter-sized pr0n collection on office computerLimited edition Ramen Pringles to be sold in Pringles vending machines in JapanEgyptian women get 2 years in prison for TikTok dance videosA U.S. Army M1A2 Abrams Tank Accidentally Shot a Friendly Tank - Dodgeball with TanksWatermelon Burgers must be seen (and tasted) to be believedFlorida Congressional Candidate Warns of Internet 'Anime Porn' Like 'Dragon Ball Z'Space Force on alert: Behind Russia's mysterious testing of deadly anti-satellite weapons in orbitDunkin' is closing 800 US locationsDunkin' and Post released coffee-flavored cereals with caffeineMcDonald's worker refused to let pregnant customer use bathroom because she paid with couponGuinness World Records reveals the world’s tallest giraffeTampa teen accused of being ‘mastermind’ behind Twitter hack that targeted high-profile accountsMan's blocked bowel 'explodes' after he ate a big bowl of dumplings