Mallory and guest host Cate tackle the many, many plots (and plot holes) within Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. So much happened (and yet didn't happen), and these ladies have some beef with how it was all laid out.

• In news, those house books could be really cool or really not
• Bruce Springsteen: Wizard Rocker
• Catching the creatures: do you all know anything..? Are you a witch or not??
• Grindelwald: was his motive sufficiently explained? How did Newt catch on?
• Second Salemers: DEFINITELY scourers, and a good inclusion against Grindelwald's "greater good" motives
• The (improper) use of magic, the magical solution, and the magical death penalty