Alright back to the good stuff. The last Friday the 13th wasn't our favorite, and well, this one isn't either, but at least we liked it! How can you not; it's called JASON TAKES MANHATTAN? Though a more accurate title might be JASON: WET AND ON A BOAT. This is one slimy Jason. Somehow this movie still manages to be entertaining, even though the entire movie you're asking yourself, "When the fuck does Jason take Manhattan?"

This movie is the most fun and wacky of the series thus far! We just wish it could have fully lived up to the title. Oh well, maybe someone should remake it πŸ‘€

Things we want to happen in the remake:

Jason pets a bodega cat

Jason in the Broadway musical CATS

Jason sells mixtape cds in Times Square

Jason interrupts The Late Show and gets interviewed by Colbert

Jason plays goalie in a Rangers game

Jason recorded on the subway and posted to New York Nico's Instagram

Jason eats a bacon egg and cheese

Yankees Fitted

Timbs

Seriously, someone consult us on doing a remake.

Anyways this movie is pretty good!

Jason punches a kid's head clean off after a rooftop boxing match -nuff said