WWF heads to Rochester, New York and steals the lettering from a local Renaissance faire on the way. Anti-Canadian (and British) sentiment starts to heat up as Bulldog and Owen take on the Legion of Doom. Mic work is on display as Faarooq spouts some good lines, Rocky Maivia connects with nobody, and Vader winds up in a Kuwaiti prison. Backstage, Brian Pillman and Sunny enjoy a post-coital moment on the Superstar Line, Ken Shamrock considers a job in tech support and Steve Austin has a rough trip to the bathroom. Mankind takes on the titular 'Taker in not the main event for some reason. And Stone Cold and the Hitman have their worst match yet (but it's still pretty good)

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne