High school health and P.E. teacher Mary Lou Fleischhacker (Hannah Aslesen) is a big risk-taker who has never left her home state of Minnesota. Keith and Damon talk to her about her two friends, her masturbation habits, and her fledgling entertainment career as they try to determine the right vacation for her. She may have made some questionable investments in the past, but this one is sure to pay dividends. After all, what's more profitable than having the time of your life??