It's a new decade, but we're still the same old Transparency, and we're starting off season two with an even more dizzying array of disjointed stories, from celebrating the new year with celebrity sightings to outsmarting Ellen (or at least the interns who write for her) at her own mobile game. We also come full circle with a full discussion about our first ever episode topic—The Bachelor—and as always, we stay transparent about our true feelings concerning Pilot Pete.