Get ready to tack pictures on your wall and connect them with a series of red string, because this episode starts with a flashback that comes out of a dream sequence, then returns to the flashback, but not the dream sequence... Maybe we're all still in it, who knows... WAKE UP BLOSSOM!

Anyways, Blossom tells a story from before the series started of when she attended an all-girls school full of zombies, run by a dominatrix and how she snuck her way into public school and tricked Joey into studying. It's the first episode written 100% solo by show creator Don Reo, with a rare window into his creative mind. Also... We discuss Woodstock '99.