We delve deep into the primordial soup of slash fanfiction. McCoy gets sick of Kirk and Spock’s shit and fixes their relationship for them, which sounds about right. Spock is saved from tiny bears. Kirk expounds upon his sexual exploits. Tory recoils from thinking of Kirk as sexy.

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