A pair of scissors and a steady hand is where Manscaping should have started and finished. But of course, some entrepreneurial parasite identified a gap in the vanity market and Manscaping became an industry. In this week’s episode I investigate whether or not this is a good thing. Of course, it’s not.

Then the game of Poker gets a going over. Once a game played among bored friends and families, Poker players are now heroes to the sort of confused men who also manscape and watch UFC. A game built on deceit and dishonesty has been glorified and become a legitimate pursuit. What could possibly go wrong? Heaps.