Join us this week on BUTTSTUFF and enjoy our introduction to the Bull horn academy who’s curriculum, we are hopeful, covers all manner of large animal husbandry not excluding the national animal of Scotland; the majestic unicorn, the mascot of Wales; the dragon, and of course, ‘Howdy Doody’, the enormous, shotgun-riding bull we discuss in this weeks episode.

Not happy with a dragon on our flag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 we also insist the rest of the world refers to us as ‘The Land of Song’, and we’re claiming Catherine Zeta Jones.. Wishing you and your husband wonderful birthday celebrations, hope you’re enjoying it in sunnier climes than the Motherland.

We have been looking a little deeper into ‘dreams’, and why can we orchestrate a whole musical in the time it takes to throw a dream punch? Our dream anxieties are thought to originate from our ancestors, which must mean that my maternal line was also victim to the ludicrous, recurring dreams that I experience on the reg. As well as to blame, thanks guys..

Lastly what better time to celebrate the versatility of the humble potato?!

But with what accompaniment? There are a whole host of ways you can group the potato with the wrong veg, and I bet you didn’t know half of them!

I would also like to take this opportunity to clarify my stance on “beef” as mentioned in the episode, and that it does in fact belong with chips (fries), in the form of “steak” 🥩🍟😌

Furthermore on the topic of our culinary ingenuity, C reveals the very first time she made hamster paneer.. strap in to see if it has become a staple in her weekly cooking repertoire as a Mother!