Wherein your hosts talk about the upcoming NHL Expansion Draft and Awards Ceremony, the top 5 things we hate hearing from students, who's got the NHL's generational booty, why Leap Year is a cinematic masterpiece (even though it doesn't make geographic sense OR star Nicolas Cage), why Jane Austen novels (and Kris Russell) are pretty garbage, who the NHL's Wonder Woman is, and whether or not it's okay to sit in a tub of your own filth.