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Did you really think we wouldn't do a zodiac reading episode? Did you really think we were so floaty and esoteric that we wouldn't pinpoint our characteristics based on where the moon was when our mothers birthed us? Come on now, you must not really be a true neoliberalhell fan then. Pathetic. *spits* Ana & Matthew are joined by the ever elusive VAMPIRE PROTOTYPE who reads their birth chart, as well as that of Joe Biden, Hunter Biden and Nick Mullen (producer of The Adam Friedland Show).