There comes a time in every person's life where they must ask a question: why? Then they might ask it again: why? The "whys" progress relentlessly until the person who is being questioned is reduced to a simple "I don't know" or perhaps a "That must just be how the gods want it to be." Yes, there comes a time in every person's life when they do this. Usually when they're an annoying little kid. Shut up, kid.

On the show this week, our obnoxious little kiddies practice their ABCs, reveal horrible truths about one another, and get mixed up in the raucous Greek campus lifestyle.

VERSUS: Skidamarink a-Dink a-Dink, Skidamarink a-Don't™

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