Germaphobes in our family. Mouse balls. Dumb joke formats. Using LOL. Mary’s texting skills. Snow days. Words for rain and snow. Calling hot links donkey dicks. Small cake hint follow-up. Mary and Kelley went on a road trip. Beat You to the Punchline! The XFL. Shit List of the Week: Mary derailing the podcast and improper use of the word legit. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Pumpkin Season. Giving directions when you don’t know street names. Kelley’s Hint List! Washing stockings. Wooden-ware care. Plump your raisins in water. Umpire Pants Out!