THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:

Nostrahamus. Joust Mouse. A Baby Made of Shoes. Furry Kate and Rashly Olson. Scores of Spores of Thors. A garbage bag full of burritos. Nash with Tails’ Tails. A Driverless Tesla Car on a Rampage. Pope Offishall. Attila the Fun. A Sentient Slip and Slide. Benjamin Buttocks. Roger Moore Masseur. Toast Spikes. Kimpossumable. The Bad Justice League.

THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:

1. Who would do better at the following World War II scenario?

2. Whose blog would you rather write?

3. Who would you rather Freaky Friday with?

4. Who would win in a fight in a barrel going over a waterfall?