Merry E3, Gamers! It’s just the three of us this time, bringing you a totally epic prediction of who’s going to WIN at E3 this year! So grab your Doritos and ‘Dew and buckle up tight for a ride that’ll change your LIFE! Also Chelsea rebels from the actual relevant discussions by playing Solitaire.

I don’t know if that attracted people or scared them away. Anyway, YOUR GAMES THIS WEEK ARE: Gahan Wilson’s The Ultimate Haunted House, for PC; Home Alone, for the NES; Egg Monster Hero, for the Nintendo DS and mobile devices; The Political Machine, for PC; and Popeye, for…a lot of things, including Arcade, NES, PC and others. You can find the complete list of ranked games at bit.ly/letsplace